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When you use tin foil or cling film as a condom
Boy 1: ‘ EWW MATE YOUR CRINKLY’

Boy 2: ‘ no u’
Crinkly by I’mnotreallysure January 15, 2020
When you use tin foil or cling film as a condom
Boy 1: “ EW MATE YOUR DEFINITELY CRINKLY’

Boy 2: “actually... no u
Crinkly by I’mnotreallysure January 15, 2020
A word for the younger generation for old people being cringy.
“Dude, My grandma was being so crinkly today.”
Crinkly by Beeswingg September 13, 2024

Crinkly Dinker 

"crinkly dinker" describes someone or something that's needlessly complex, confusing, or inefficient. It could imply that the person or thing is causing unnecessary complications or difficulties due to their actions or attributes.
Despite his promises of efficiency, his approach to project management turned out to be a crinkly dinker, leading to unnecessary complications and delays.
Crinkly Dinker by Beancakeman August 17, 2023

Crinkly Lettuce 

An old lady's outer labia. An old woman's cunt.
Dave: She's a bit old for you isn't she.
Jim: That's alright, I like a bit of Crinkly Lettuce.
Crinkly Lettuce by Maomaor January 6, 2012

crinkly wink 

crinkly wink: a view of someone's anus, particularly if puckered shut and resembling an asterisk (*). (KRIN-kul-lee WINK)(n)
"Yuck! Dude bent over in the locker room and I got a crinkly wink; how do I unsee that? Damn, now I need eyebleach."
crinkly wink by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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