Cringique 

Basically, if you were barbarian and you spoke jack shit, this is the one and only word you'd ever need to communicate.

It defines a cringeworthy situation, however, with amplified cringe, except, you express your cringing with sophistication.

The sophistication is derived from the french aristocracy (google it) nature and latin sprinkle of glam and va-va-voom!

Yes, you are welcome for the knowledge you have just acquired. Much like wine, the term CRINGIQUE is a fine, acquired taste.

*someone makes an uber lame joke*

That was CRINGIQUE!

Ugly person walk by? CRINGIQUE!

You meet a guy called Enrique? CRINGMOTHERFUCKINGIQUE...you can even pronounce the last E in the work with n accent, like you would the name ENRIQUE.

Cringique by jodertio123nshit October 2, 2018

cringious 

something so cringe that even the word cringe isnt enough to describe it

10 year old kid: YOO THIS NEW FORTNITE DANCE IS SO NICEE

some dude: dude thats cringious

cringious by ClearlyUnknown March 9, 2021

Cringineer 

An engineer whose "feats" of engineering are cringe worthy. Similar to ghetto engineering or Jerry-rigging .

In an attempt to repair the broken helicopter rotor, the cringineer duct taped a fork to it.

Cringineer by Poe's_mom July 28, 2013

Cinique

Cinique is the funniest person to ever live.She is sooooooooooooooooo smart and smells like lavender.She is very anti social but when put in a situation where she is around people,she can flourish.She usually prefers to be alone,but for her best friends(*cough* THE SQUAD) she can make an exception.She is a really big Marvel/wrestling/kpop fangirl.You must consider yourself blessed to be in her presence,because that is something people would die for.She is am EXCEPTIONAL YouTuber/artist/guitar player and all around a REALLY COOL PERSON.

And some will even call her the definition of a PERFECT HUMAN BEING!

I want to be Cinique when I grow up

Cinique by anonymous November 23, 2021

pigeon critique

The act of critiquing something without meaningfully explaining a better alternative.

To put it more bluntly: fly in, shit all over everything, fly out. A pigeon critique.

pigeon critique by Michael VII September 3, 2021

critique 

Critique is an easy way for people to slander any kind of work you do. Whether it be art, dance, music, acting etc. Some people may try to protect it and say that critiquing is good, but its not. The antonym of critique is constructive critisism ... GET IT RIGHT.

Critique is a dangerous weapon. Its the easiest way to tear into the soul. Possibly making an interesting murder weapon. If you want to kill an artist ask questions like these:
Why did you choose to use only one canvass?
Do you think the use of those colours were effective and why?

Basicly asking questions over and over, rather than commenting on the work itself it the best method. And answer questions with questions.

"I really like how I used the paint here and here. Thats why. Did that answer you question?"
"Did it answer YOUR question is the question?"
"What?"
"He/She obviously knows nothing about art. This critique is over."
(Artist cries)

critique by MyCherryTree February 6, 2006

chingaquedito 

From Spanish. Someone who is constantly bothering you just for the fun of getting you angry.

Don't pay much attention to his remarks. He wants you to get angry. He's a Chingaquedito.

chingaquedito by Mabeco November 23, 2013