crimson warrior 

A penis after sex involving bleeding, primarily due to period juice.

Russell had sex and walked away with a crimson warrior

crimson warrior by tomster white July 19, 2006

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior 

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008