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A very severe version of a hemorrhoid. Usually do to infection or an untreated hemorrhoid.
Logan: I can't sit down
Ariel: Why not?
Logan: I have an anal crimpanium
Ariel: Oh...
by Logan and Ariel March 14, 2018
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