Crimp Down

Descriptive of the act of having a poo

"Gimme that autosport, i'm just off to the chodbin to crimp down"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Chimp it Down

Rephrasing a statement such that the concepts contained in the statement are simple enough for a being of lesser intelligence (ex. chimp or vb programmer) to understand.

Let me chimp it down for you - when I said we need to make the interface more intuitive, I meant "you need to learn HTML and fix that hideous piece of junk".

by Maxwell Power January 11, 2006

Crumpdown

A crumpdown is when you have the last 4 crumpets, they're absolutely fucking lush and then you finish them. They're so nice that you want more, but there aren't any crumpets left so you're left helpless wanting for more.
Symptoms are: Shaking, cold sweats, increased heart rate, slurring of words and blurred vision

"Duude, I need a fix I'm crumping down pretty hard, make it extra buttery. This is the worst crumpdown ever!"

by PeaTearGriffin. February 22, 2009