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Crimestopper Rental

CRIMESTOPPERS RENTAL:

A tattle-tell whom recieves a one time payout(or payment) of up to $2500.00 for informing the local authorities of the wherabouts of another person whom has an actual warrant for their arrest issued,for the personal gratification of a jackass' paycheck and being so friendless that they spend their time meddling in other folks personla business so a for to snitch trying to buddy up with the cops like their gonna get a real deputy badge and a stick pony for their reward and effort eventually.
MY NIEGHBOR IS SUCH A BUSYBODY ,NOSEY, JERK...THAT HE CALLS MY BOSS IF I COME HOME FROM WORK EARLY. THAT DUDE IS A CRIMESTOPPER RENTAL, A WANNA BE COP WITH A BADGE MADE OF TIN. ALWAYS TALKING SHIT AND TATGLETELLING ON THE CLIQUE.
jake: i hadda pay 25 hundred dollars on top of my probation fees for him turning me into crime stoppers.
Matt: me too
Amandaleigh: shit he turned in jake ,matt,jim miller,jt,madison,lo bell,cat more then once and hes called them on me twice but that didnt get us nowhere but off the farm, walking,at night...I ain't got time for his shit.
Crimestopper Rental by A.L.H. March 31, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026