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Crabification
Lobsters have experienced crabification.
Crabification by Crabification Man June 30, 2020
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Cigrification
Cigrification by ErikForShort June 20, 2023
Crispification
Not wearing sunscreen and planting tomatoes for three hours today was a sure recipe for self-crispification
Crispification by Deb123 December 1, 2011
clitrific
Dude, last night's episode of the office was totally clitrific!
Jack rubs me in a way that is so clitrific I shoot one every time.
Jack rubs me in a way that is so clitrific I shoot one every time.
clitrific by scream_ethan February 17, 2008
cribriform hymen
A hymen that is perforated like a knife in butter (or, perhaps more easily understood, the lid of a salt pot) due to repeated attempted penetration by a small chinese penis (not a big, dinosauric, E.T.D american penis). More widly found with china's economic surge
I would never touch Katherine Kuhlman's cribriform hymen with my retarded brothers cock, since its been divided into little pieces by a small pack of determined, underdeveloped chinese men.
cribriform hymen by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008
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wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.