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Creepture

A person that you have recently become 'friends' with on Facebook. Their usual activities include, but are not limited to, liking every status, fan page or wall post on your profile. They are attracted to every person who responds to any of these 'likes.' You will rue the day you reply to a creepture, for they will annoy the crap out of you from that day on. They will find your phone number and blow up your phone with smiley-face ridden texts.

They are both male and female, so no one is safe.

Then they show up outside of your window (2nd and 3rd stories are still viable.) and watch you, thinking you enjoy the attention.
I've never met you in my life. Stop liking my stuff, you are such a creepture.

Geeks are not all creeptures, but the vast majority are.

Ex-boyfriends and girlfriends can easily become creeptures in a desperate attempt to win you back. FAIL.
by Colinkilledafanofhis February 20, 2010
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night creature

Someone who's perpetually awake at night & sleeps during the day. They prefer the night over the day & are mystical people.
I think I'm a night creature because I was born at 4 am & have always greatly preferred the night to the day.
by Starchylde April 2, 2016
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Sweet creature

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tbh creature/autism creature

dumb little silly guy. he’s got a big round head and big round eyes and little stubby legs. i think he’s neat.
“i love the tbh creature/autism creature
“same, i like his round face
by will wood listener May 28, 2022
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Wal-creature

Wal-creatures are known mainly for their bizarre behavior and "plumage" (e.g. Mullets/femullets, tails, shirts with colorful expletives, butts hanging out, year-round Halloween costumes, tight, colorful stretch pants on those who have no business wearing them).

There are many sub species of them such as the hambeasts (obese people using the electric scooters meant for disabled people), skunks (people who haven't bathed in ages and you can smell them at 20 paces), baby-factories (the ones with six screaming brats under 10), silver-back gorillas (hairy guys).

These people also have "pets" to accompany them and often they're not the fuzzy, cuddly kind. Goats are the most common along with raccoons, and snakes.

Like most animals, you don't bother them and they won't bother you (usually) because God knows what these "animals" are capable of and it's not a pretty sight....
The vast majority (90%) of Wal-mart shoppers are nice normal people there to shop for grocieries or pick something up. The remaining 10% just happen to be Wal-creatures.
by Laurel Scarlett Katrina March 5, 2011
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Sweet Creature

What is your favorite song on HS1?

Sweet Creature
Oh my gosh! Me too! I’ve never heard anything more beautiful!
by Tina Goldstein May 11, 2020
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Cunted Creature

A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.
I work with a whole lot of cunted creatures
by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019
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