Cheapitude
<Arumasi> I'm a cheap college student, just not in the Boston area, so getting to Boston defies my cheapitude.
Cheapitude by Doji Subeta June 13, 2003
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Cheapitude • crapitude • creepitude • Chaditude • chaptitude • Chasitude • chatitude • Chavitude • Cheeritude
crapitude
n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.
When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.
crapitude by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010
Chavitude
Chavitude is the attitude commenly held by chavs. This is most commonly a violent, rude, unruly, uncouth and all round unpleasent attitude. Not all chavs have chavitude, some are vaguely safe. Also, non-chavs can have chavitude.
(shouted) what are you looking at star? Me and me crew are gonna batter u, u gets me? (sucks teeth)
Dude, you have serious chavitude...
Dude, you have serious chavitude...
Chavitude by Leonardo Acropolis October 14, 2005
Chaditude
When someone who usually thinks they are better than everybody anyway, completely flies off the handle at the smallest change or problem - usually something minor that most people wouldn't even care about.
"What's going on?"
"Oh the usual Chaditude stuff"
"Shit. What is it this time?"
"Some idiot from the crew came up onstage to get his beer while we were playing, I guess. I didn't see him."
"Yeah, I saw that guy. He's having a total Chaditude about it, isn't he?"
"Totally. Shhhh... listen. You can hear him screaming at somebody... and this is a brick wall!"
"Too bad. I kind of liked this club."
"Yup. Me too."
"Well, maybe it won't get that bad?"
(brief pause.)
(Laughter)
"Oh the usual Chaditude stuff"
"Shit. What is it this time?"
"Some idiot from the crew came up onstage to get his beer while we were playing, I guess. I didn't see him."
"Yeah, I saw that guy. He's having a total Chaditude about it, isn't he?"
"Totally. Shhhh... listen. You can hear him screaming at somebody... and this is a brick wall!"
"Too bad. I kind of liked this club."
"Yup. Me too."
"Well, maybe it won't get that bad?"
(brief pause.)
(Laughter)
chaptitude
the foresight and natural, well honed ability for doing all things chap'like at all times regardless of weather conditions, political stance or job description.
Rupert - "My my old boy you're dressed well but appear to be missing your handkerchief. What happened to it?"
Tarquin - "I gave it to that rapscallion to wipe his face down after we threw it down in fisticuffs behind the Dog and Duck."
Rupert - "What chaptitude you have sir."
Tarquin - "Indeed."
Tarquin - "I gave it to that rapscallion to wipe his face down after we threw it down in fisticuffs behind the Dog and Duck."
Rupert - "What chaptitude you have sir."
Tarquin - "Indeed."
chaptitude by wookiedai September 13, 2011
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