Cheapitude

A way of life dictating an attitude of thrift and cheapness above all else.

<Arumasi> I'm a cheap college student, just not in the Boston area, so getting to Boston defies my cheapitude.

by Doji Subeta June 13, 2003

Creepitude

Creepiness, but with attitude

At first I thought he was just creepy, but there's something sexy about his creepitude.

by yo-yo-ma-ma August 18, 2010

crapitude

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.

When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.

by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010

Chavitude

Chavitude is the attitude commenly held by chavs. This is most commonly a violent, rude, unruly, uncouth and all round unpleasent attitude. Not all chavs have chavitude, some are vaguely safe. Also, non-chavs can have chavitude.

(shouted) what are you looking at star? Me and me crew are gonna batter u, u gets me? (sucks teeth)
Dude, you have serious chavitude...

by Leonardo Acropolis October 14, 2005

Chasitude

One's ability to hate just about everything

You should have never invited Hitler, bin laden, and Red Foxx all to one dinner party; The Chasitude meter is going through the roof!

by Strife RX March 28, 2003

Chaditude

When someone who usually thinks they are better than everybody anyway, completely flies off the handle at the smallest change or problem - usually something minor that most people wouldn't even care about.

"What's going on?"

"Oh the usual Chaditude stuff"

"Shit. What is it this time?"

"Some idiot from the crew came up onstage to get his beer while we were playing, I guess. I didn't see him."

"Yeah, I saw that guy. He's having a total Chaditude about it, isn't he?"

"Totally. Shhhh... listen. You can hear him screaming at somebody... and this is a brick wall!"

"Too bad. I kind of liked this club."

"Yup. Me too."

"Well, maybe it won't get that bad?"

(brief pause.)
(Laughter)

by yourtruck January 9, 2013

chaptitude

the foresight and natural, well honed ability for doing all things chap'like at all times regardless of weather conditions, political stance or job description.

Rupert - "My my old boy you're dressed well but appear to be missing your handkerchief. What happened to it?"

Tarquin - "I gave it to that rapscallion to wipe his face down after we threw it down in fisticuffs behind the Dog and Duck."

Rupert - "What chaptitude you have sir."

Tarquin - "Indeed."

by wookiedai September 13, 2011