Credit Crunch! 

A term used to justify certain otherwise annoying or illegal activities that could have been, (but probably arn't), bought about by the credit crunch.

When squeezing onto the end of the bar seats "Oi oi, come on! Move up - Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough seats because of credit crunch)

When caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder "Naah nevermind, Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough urinals because of credit crunch)

Caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, "Sorry Officer, Credit Crunch!"
(Only one car because of credit crunch)

Caught indecently exposing yourself outside, "Sorry officer, Credit Crunch!"
(No clothes because of credit crunch)

Credit Crunch! by PubTime! March 18, 2009

Credit Crunch 

A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.

Chris : Alright mate, can you borrow me a score so I can buy some weed??

Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!

Credit Crunch by jools222 June 11, 2008

Credit Crunch 

The best brand of cereal known to mankind, consisting of baked and toasted currency in yogurt wrapped clusters.

Ian: "Hey Jim, what you having for breakfast?"
Jim: "Oh Ian, I'm having some Credit Crunch!"

Credit Crunch by Calum yiken? March 31, 2009

Credit Crunch 

The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!

Credit Crunch by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009

Credit Crunch 

A delicious and delightful cereal which will send your tastebuds to the moon. However, it is very expensive and costs pounds,pounds,pounds. Yes. Three pounds

Jak : " I'm hungry, what should we have for breakfast?"
Mom : " We're out of fuckin oreo's. We'll have to have some credit crunch!"

Credit Crunch by J Dizzle foshizzle February 22, 2009

credit crunch 

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.

I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!

credit crunch by honkhiam April 28, 2010

Credit crunch 

When a television network squeezes the ending credits of a show to a smaller section of the screen, in order to allow for network promos. The audio of the credits is usually cut out as well.

I wanted to hear the ending theme of that show, but I couldn't because of the damn credit crunch!

Credit crunch by Sir Veisaid October 13, 2006