Creamy Steve 

The greatest tradesman of all time.

An absolute in the building trade.

Yes you are a good worker but youre not as good as Creamy Steve.

Cal and Jay think they are good joiners but no match, not even close, to Creamy Steve.

Creamy Steve by Crumplesnatch March 24, 2023

creamy steven 

You cum on a toothbrush and brush your teeth with it!

1. John - Wow, nice teeth!
Jeremy - Yeah, I dropped the toothpaste and took up creamy stevens!

2. Ed - Dammit! Out of toothpaste! Better get my jizz ready for a creamy steven!

creamy steven by Ryami March 18, 2008

Creamy Stevenson 

How the guy gets close to climax is entirely up to him but just before cumming he pulls out and cums into the palm of his hand. He then takes that hand full of jizz and slaps the chick in the face with it. For extra surprise, the jizz-in-the-hand setup can be done in secret before slapping someone. This is more commonly known as the Creamy Stevenson Surprise.

Sam: Would you bone Meagan round the back on the bins?
Marc: No way, everyone else has done it already!
Sam: What if you gave her the Creamy Stevenson?
Marc: Oh well then I would. Those are awesome!

Creamy Stevenson by Hutchi88 August 17, 2009

Boston Cream Steven 

When you take a turkey baster and fill it with Boston cream, then stick it up somebody's ass, and when the ass is fully loaded with Boston cream you squeez their butt cheeks together and suck the boston cream out using your mouth.

Karps dad comes enters karps room and says "hey son u wanna boston cream Steven." Karp responds "Oh Steven of course i do." Karp jams the baster up Stevens ass And fills it with the yummy cream. He then squeezes the cheeks together and sucks out the wonderfull sensation.

Boston Cream Steven by Mikess January 21, 2007