Creamy Steve

The greatest tradesman of all time.

An absolute in the building trade.

Yes you are a good worker but youre not as good as Creamy Steve.

Cal and Jay think they are good joiners but no match, not even close, to Creamy Steve.

Creamy Steve by Crumplesnatch March 24, 2023

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creamy steven

You cum on a toothbrush and brush your teeth with it!

1. John - Wow, nice teeth!
Jeremy - Yeah, I dropped the toothpaste and took up creamy stevens!

2. Ed - Dammit! Out of toothpaste! Better get my jizz ready for a creamy steven!

creamy steven by Ryami March 18, 2008

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Creamy Stevenson

How the guy gets close to climax is entirely up to him but just before cumming he pulls out and cums into the palm of his hand. He then takes that hand full of jizz and slaps the chick in the face with it. For extra surprise, the jizz-in-the-hand setup can be done in secret before slapping someone. This is more commonly known as the Creamy Stevenson Surprise.

Sam: Would you bone Meagan round the back on the bins?
Marc: No way, everyone else has done it already!
Sam: What if you gave her the Creamy Stevenson?
Marc: Oh well then I would. Those are awesome!

Creamy Stevenson by Hutchi88 August 17, 2009

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Boston Cream Steven

When you take a turkey baster and fill it with Boston cream, then stick it up somebody's ass, and when the ass is fully loaded with Boston cream you squeez their butt cheeks together and suck the boston cream out using your mouth.

Karps dad comes enters karps room and says "hey son u wanna boston cream Steven." Karp responds "Oh Steven of course i do." Karp jams the baster up Stevens ass And fills it with the yummy cream. He then squeezes the cheeks together and sucks out the wonderfull sensation.

Boston Cream Steven by Mikess January 21, 2007

abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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