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A fat, lazy, sedentary person, who would rather sit, watch TV, and eat a bowl of cream than do anything physical.
Wow, he's such a cream puff. He's sitting on his ass eating a donut while all his friends are outside playing football.
by eldiablo247 November 30, 2010
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Incredible British guitarist who plays with both a solo career and a group called Sacred Mother Tongue. Most people know him through his large number of Youtube instructional videos. His songs contain both technical proficiency and amazing emotion and musicality (not to mention some of the sickest riffs in rock).
Andy James kicks ass.
by eldiablo247 April 27, 2013
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One of those dogs like a chihuahua or pomeranian. When you hear it yap, you want to feed it to your larger dog. Teacup rats are usually spoiled.
Our teacup rat is yapping again.
by eldiablo247 August 6, 2011
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