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Cream Tea 

1. n, v. Of Devonshire Origin

A slang term named after the classically English refreshment, a Cream Tea is the practice of ejaculating over someone's face immediately after (or while simultaneously) tea-bagging them.

2. n. Chiefly British
A refreshment, consisting of scones, jam, and clotted cream served with tea, usually served in the afternoon.
1. That girl was insane last night, she even let me give her a Cream Tea.

2. God, I can't believe I let that guy teabag me and I ended up getting Cream Tea'd.
Cream Tea by jack&harry April 17, 2011
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Hillbilly cream-tea 

girl on top, aka "cow girl", with her finger up your ass feeding you cream buns.
"hey dude, i went back to this girls place last night, and she gave be a Hillbilly cream-tea. it was double awesome!"

London Cream Tea 

When you give a girl a creampie and wait for it to leak out. Then when it dries you feed it to her and piss in her mouth.
I gave Sheila a London Cream Tea last night!
London Cream Tea by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

The English Cream Tea 

A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.
I performed The English Cream Tea on betty last night, it was hella messy, but damn tasty.

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.
“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

More Cream than Tea 

a way of describing a girl who has been filled with cock quite a lot and filled with dozens of guys spunk which makes you wonder how much cream she must have had inside her and whether the ratio is starting to verge towards being more cream than girl, hench the phrase more cream than tea, reffering to a cream heavy cup of tea.
Skunk: That Jane girl has had a lot of cock man!
CD: yeah, she's gotta be more cream than tea now...
More Cream than Tea by Captain Dale September 20, 2009

Green Tea Ice Cream 

A very strange flavor of ice cream, thought by some to be made with real green tea leaves, but is in fact made from corn husks and old brett favre packers jerseys.
Ben: dude, they have green tea ice cream.

Ronak: that's so gross.

Ben: I think I'll make a green tea root beer float

Nick: wtf
Green Tea Ice Cream by Traxex June 29, 2009
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