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Creak Cheese by PoliticallyVacant May 28, 2022
Cream Cheese Toaster
When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.
So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.
Cream Cheese Toaster by acidonion August 31, 2016
cream cheese side up
When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.
cream cheese side up by Jessica Harwick November 24, 2014
Cream cheese pussy
When that pussy so good that it tastes, feels, and spreads like your favourite Philadelphia cream cheese. Cream cheese pussy is felt not smelled nor admired. Whether your cream cheese pussy is salmon or garlic, it should be generously spread on a lightly toasted everything bagel.
Cream cheese pussy by Filadelfia July 25, 2019
California Cream Cheese
Mikey: Hey Matt wheres that cocaine
Matt: Oh that California Cream Cheese??
Mikey and Matt: YEAH DAWG!!!!
Matt: Oh that California Cream Cheese??
Mikey and Matt: YEAH DAWG!!!!
California Cream Cheese by Chief LongDong November 25, 2011
Booty Cream Cheese
Booty Cream Cheese is a thick but creamy substance that can sometimes come out of your rectal cavity without you even knowing, Most people don't even know what Booty Cream Cheese is but im hear to spread the word of Booty Cream Cheese
Booty Cream Cheese by Chris Ches. June 29, 2014
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