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Crazy in a Bottle

A thick, syrupy orange drink comprised of 90% high fructose sugar, 5% artificial flavor 5% water. It is traditionally used to exacerbate the horror of an annoying cousin with ADHD who was raised by wolves.
"Jesus Christ, who gave this asshole Crazy in a Bottle?"
by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021
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