Crazy Cow

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It's a ringtone Character by Jamba or Jamster. It is a cow totally freaking out and singing and dancing. Its voice reminds me a bit of Lil John. Very funny thing! Its the next big thing after the crazy frog.

recent Hit is: Baby got back, a cover version of the Sir-mix-a-lot classic (I like big butts..) and I like to moo moo (I like to move it by Real 2 Reel)

-John's cellphone suddenly starts to mooo like a cow-

Jamie: hey what's that??
John: It's my celly, I got the new Crazy Cow ringtone!

Crazy Cow by Thomas Preuss May 21, 2007

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cow suit crazy

Characteristic of or associated with persons afflicted with insanity; used when a person is so disturbed it would not be particularly shocking to see them go out wearing a full cow suit. Extra points for using the word "utter" preceding the phrase i.e. "He's utterly cow suit crazy"

"She called into that conservative talk radio show AGAIN? That woman is cow suit crazy."

cow suit crazy by dislocatedelbows(the real one) January 2, 2009

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The crazy cowboy

When a men ties his penis in a knot, and spins around with two fully loaded pistols in both hands

Hey mommy look i can do the crazy cowboy just like daddy

The crazy cowboy by Jhonny Turner August 27, 2009

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cow craze

The female equivalent to a circle jerk

Hey girl! Let’s go cow craze together!

cow craze by Nipfab April 14, 2025

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Mad Cows Crazy Laughing Juice

a street name for quaaludes

yo that some good shit that Mad Cows Crazy Laughing Juice

Mad Cows Crazy Laughing Juice by big bird the great October 6, 2007

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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