to be continually seen leaving farm stables with pants around the ankles. loves the feel of fluffy animal fur on his skin and uses skin care products made exclusively from animal fur.
menagè a crowden- to have a threesome with two other animals.
Tall, dark, and handsome as they come. Curly hair and big brown eyes, Cradden will steal your heart and kick your ass at COD. Cradden does NOT do drugs. He will scream “NO!” if offered.
Used when expressing extreme excitement or joy, especially in reference to the anticipation of spousal abuse. This word can be used as a response to nearly any question.
'Ralphto the Cramden!!!!'
'Raaaaaaaaaaallllllppppphhhh' (answered by spouse) 'Craaaaaaammmmmdeeeeennnnn'
'CRAMDEN!'
'Honey, where is my lube?' 'Cramden!'
Craden is one of the best people you will ever meet. He loves his family and friends more than you could ever imagine. He is the funniest and always up for an adventure. But the bests quality about Craden is that he will always but others needs before his no matter how determined he is about something in his personal life, he will always chose another'shappiness over his own. He's very athletic and is a great example for "safe danger." You will never be down if Craden is talking to you, you will just end up laughing. (Or smiling and holding hands) ;)
If you were taking a hike with Craden and you were starting to fall behind, he would wait for you and go at the pace you desire.
Tall, dark, and handsome as they come. Cradden’s are highly intelligent, an observer. Curly hair and big brown eyes, Cradden will steal your heart and kick your ass at COD. Cradden does NOT do drugs. He will scream “NO!” if offered.