Crapple Shittamon

Use of apple cinnamon aerosol after defecating produces a smell that is a combination of the two.

"Did you use the whole can? You smell like crapple shittamon."

by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008

crapple sauce

Slushy shit comes out all melted and brown

Dom Spreads crapple sauce all over his mouth and sucks on his bed pillow

by Dickpuncher69 October 4, 2005

crapple sauce

1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.

2. it is to suck at life

"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"

by shoosterjama July 31, 2009

crapple-sized penis

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

by wayoter May 2, 2005

Crapple sause

Crapple sause is another way of saying shit, but politely. It is a term used to say: 'you scared the shit out of me' but infront of your grandmother. Use this term wisely. Only those worthy of hearing the term can carry out it's legacy.

Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me

by Danni daVito April 20, 2020

sour crapple sauce

1. When sour crout and apple sauce is mixed together.

2. Often used as an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.

1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any. "

2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the floor!"

by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017

sour crapple sauce

1. When sour crout and apple sauce are mixed together.

2. Often an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.

1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any?"
2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the ground!"

by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017