iCrap

what you call an apple device after you buy it and realize you wasted your money.

-I just bought an iPhone. Little did i know it was really a piece of iCrap.

-Dude, I can't anything with this iPad.
Girl, I told you it was iCrap.

by Jimnezzy December 01, 2010

iCrap

a product made by Apple Inc and denoted by the prefix "i", always hyped and backed with a remarkable marketing campaign that enables it to sell millions even though its crap, overpriced crap

iCrap= iPod, iPhone, iMac, iTV, iLife, iect....

by Jason_m_h December 29, 2007

iCrap

The new device from Apple "iPad", just a bigger iPod useless and unconfortable

Look that big device . . Yeah, is an iCrap !

by CmAgamez January 30, 2010

iCrap

Pointless applications, games, widgets, gadgets, and icons that people download to their iPhone which have nearly no utility to anyone else. Usually a way to waste copious amounts of time. Cause of anti-social behavior.

It takes me so long to get Dennis' attention since he's always messing about with the iCrap on his phone.

by Chief Cook and Bottle Washer January 28, 2010

iCrap

An Apple branded toilet.

Have you seen the new iCrap Apple released last week?

by bananacleaner April 20, 2023

iCrap

When someone decorates an ipod with something that makes it look horrible. Say, draws on it with permanent marker. Or covers it in a plastic case that looks like R2-D2. Want another example? try spray painting it with incandescent purple paint. Hence the "Crap".

Hey, did you hear? Bill got an iCrap, its got sausage decals on it

by [Undefined] May 10, 2006

iCrap

"Eye" crap => iCrap
That hardened, sticky stuff that you wake up with in the morning on your eyes.
It's usually dried tears from when you yawn too much before falling asleep. (my hypothesis)

Dude, this morning, I had so much iCrap on my eyes, that I couldn't open them! =O

by DINOLazar March 15, 2011