Crapnel 

n. crap remnants letf in the bowl and under seat after a spray shit.v. lose stool

n. the gas station toilet was cover in crapnel!v.those fish tacos gave crapnel alnight!

Crapnel by da beez September 9, 2006

Crapnel 

The particles that fly from ones ass during a particularly hard fart.

"I went to let one go and got an underwear full of hot crapnel."

Crapnel by Fenris Skoll February 26, 2009

Crapnel 

The fecal speckling on the inside of the toilet bowl after a gaseous bowel movement.

"Dude, you could have at least used the bowl brush to clean off the crapnel!"

Crapnel by zcapitano January 29, 2017

crapnel 

Little bits of shit.

Steve was holding it in for so long it came out as crapnel.

Aww nasty man, he crapnelled all over his pants!

crapnel by ezra jordan March 5, 2008

crapnel 

The explosive discharge of small, sharp plastic toys that occurs at children's parties and holiday events.

Derives from shrapnel + cheap plasti-krap, a description which encompasses both the sharp, weapon-like properties of the toys and their uselessness, and thus propensity to scatter on the floor of children's rooms where they cut parents' bare/stocking feet.

Watch out for crapnel; there were goody bags at the party.

OR

Wendy's foot required three stitches when some Halloween crapnel rolled into her open-toed Keens.

crapnel by SamsaRant November 6, 2010

crapnel 

The aromatic molecules that travel outward from the locus of a crap blast inflicting harm on all within the olfactory kill zone.

No sooner did I hear the blast in the next stall when I was hit by crapnel. I haven't been able to smell anything for a couple days now.

crapnel by Swollenzots May 18, 2010

Crapnel 

"Picture the aftermath of a bomb explosion, but instead of shrapnel, it's...poop confetti. Usually found artistically splattered around the rim of a toilet bowl. It can also refer to the remnants of a particularly aggressive flush or dramatic defecation. This phenomenon often follows a dramatic, explosive restroom event.
'The toilet looked like a war zone, and the culprit was clear upon inspection—crapnel.'"

'We broke up after she was injured by my crapnel."

'The moment at work, when one employee's reprimand, spirals out of control and the conflict now involves other employees - a crossfire of crapnel."

Crapnel by Outoppie October 10, 2024