Outoppie's definitions

Crapnel

"Picture the aftermath of a bomb explosion, but instead of shrapnel, it's...poop confetti. Usually found artistically splattered around the rim of a toilet bowl. It can also refer to the remnants of a particularly aggressive flush or dramatic defecation. This phenomenon often follows a dramatic, explosive restroom event.
'The toilet looked like a war zone, and the culprit was clear upon inspection—crapnel.'"

'We broke up after she was injured by my crapnel."

'The moment at work, when one employee's reprimand, spirals out of control and the conflict now involves other employees - a crossfire of crapnel."

by Outoppie October 10, 2024