jennifever's definitions

vacangover

Pronounced (vay-cayng-over). The hangover feeling you get on Monday after a week-long vacation. Usually hits at 2pm when you realize you need a nap or a dip in the pool. The single word form of the expression "I need a vacation after my vacation!"

Ugh... last week in Hawaii was awesome, but now I've got a killer vacangover.

by jennifever July 6, 2020

crapbook

The crap that bad working moms attempt to throw together to make their kids feel less neglected after they see hand-stitched memory books put together by their friends' bored and sexually repressed moms.

"Sweetie, mama's too busy to have documented every single day of your life in a scrapbook bound by the fibers of my placenta... but I DID make you a crapbook that includes your birth weight and time (give or take a few ounces and hours) and your fortune cookie results from last night's takeout!"

by jennifever March 12, 2014