Kallofox's definitions
Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.
Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
by Kallofox August 2, 2022
Get the Shit doesn’t fall far from the assmug. Derived from the ultra-cheap Intel Celeron processors used in numerous Windows and Chrome OS Crapbooks with slow performance, a celeron is a stupid or slow-witted person.
"Marjorie Taylor Greene is a celeron."
by Kallofox October 19, 2024
Get the Celeronmug. A person who insists that they are "neither left nor right," but will near-exclusively attack the left and defend the right.
by Kallofox July 27, 2023
Get the Enlightened Centristmug. A low-end laptop computer, typically either a Chromebook or a super-cheap Windows laptop. They tend to cost about $300 or less, have no more than 8 GB of RAM, have an Intel Celeron (Pentium if you're lucky) CPU, and a borderline non-existent GPU, making them useless for gaming.
"I bought a cheap Windows crapbook for college, because I'm broke and can't afford a decent computer."
by Kallofox September 13, 2024
Get the Crapbookmug.