Definitions by Kallofox

Celeron 

Derived from the ultra-cheap Intel Celeron processors used in numerous Windows and Chrome OS Crapbooks with slow performance, a celeron is a stupid or slow-witted person.

"Marjorie Taylor Greene is a celeron."

Celeron by Kallofox October 19, 2024

Crapbook 

A low-end laptop computer, typically either a Chromebook or a super-cheap Windows laptop. They tend to cost about $300 or less, have no more than 8 GB of RAM, have an Intel Celeron (Pentium if you're lucky) CPU, and a borderline non-existent GPU, making them useless for gaming.

"I bought a cheap Windows crapbook for college, because I'm broke and can't afford a decent computer."

Crapbook by Kallofox September 13, 2024

Enlightened Centrist 

A person who insists that they are "neither left nor right," but will near-exclusively attack the left and defend the right.

Elon Musk is an example of an enlightened centrist.

Enlightened Centrist by Kallofox July 27, 2023

Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass 

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.

Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass by Kallofox August 2, 2022