Craoc 

The welsh version for craic, usually used when having fun with sheep and rain in wales.

Ahhh lets have some craoc with those sheep

Having craoc in the rain

Craoc by livvt November 3, 2010

Strauss Crack

When the thigh on tight jeans gives out resulting in a material tear that exposes ones inner thigh. This generally occurs during wear in public places, although domestic occurrences have also been noted. Experiences are often distressing for the individual involved, commonly leading to embarrassment, anger, frustration, and, ultimately brand boycott.

Strauss Crack 1: OMG, that chick is showing a serious "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 2: When I got off the bus I noticed I had a huge "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 3: I can still remember my first "Strauss Crack". I told my boss I was feeling sick and left work immediately and took a cab home.

Strauss Crack 4: I am never buying those jeans again, they blew a "Strauss Crack" after two months!

Strauss Crack 5: The worst part of being Strauss Cracked is not knowing who's behind you.

Strauss Crack by Jackson Lester March 8, 2011

tough crack to nut 

an extremely attractive woman that no guy can score with

“Yeah, she’s as hot as a firecracker but you’d better forget it, pal. That’s a tough crack to nut.”

tough crack to nut by goose_on_a_roof June 5, 2022

crack pot jack 

a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.

steve - "did you see micheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"

crack pot jack by milkman78 December 18, 2015

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

Crabcunt 

A guy who has very muscular and bulky arms and chest, usually seen in gyms. They look like crabs due to the built muscular mass on the upper body. Crabcunts are very slow (e.g. at running/moving) and they often lack speed and power.

John: "Hey Tom you lazy f*ck get to the gym now"
Tom: "Sorry bro, I don't want to be a crabcunt. It may slow me down."

Crabcunt by Sir_Carrot February 28, 2017

ChristmAss Crack 

A long sliver of ass crack that hangs out of the back of your pants when you bend over after a few weeks of heavy eating during the holiday season.

My brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her ChristmAss Crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the New Year's Eve party.

ChristmAss Crack by Louisiana Gold December 30, 2009