Crant

The only word worse than cunt

I've lost all my credit cards, this is a total crant of a situation.

Ryan is such a crant.

by Linguine September 19, 2016

Crant

Used to describe a woman (or man) who just lies there when you are trying to have sex with them.

Dan: Dude! I heard you tapped Bridget last night, how was it?
Joe: she was such a crant, it sucked man!

Dan: Oh damn! That's too bad bro.

by Sm1th3rz December 24, 2013

crant

an ant that bites you in the crotch area

"Oh my gosh i have a crant bite but can't itch it without looking obvious!"

by rachelmaple August 25, 2008

Cranting

The act of complaining or criticizing things that are never “good enough” for the complainer, just for the sake of doing so.

“Pfft, that isn’t real music. *This* is real music.” “Pfft, people these days are so stupid. They’ve never even read ‘1984.’”

“Ugh...there goes Chris, cranting again.”

by CrouchPotato December 06, 2019

crant

The crant is a coloquial term for the piece of skin from the vagina to the anus. it can also refer to the vagina or vaginal activity.

'This homeboy was dissin my ride so i told him to shove it up his crant'

by max van hothage May 13, 2005

crant

the act of being and idiot/complete horseshit, or being named zac thats

have you seen barbarians? its awesome

by woot!@Crant! March 09, 2005

crants

A pile ranging from miniscule to unmanagable in size, composed of various personal accesories, dirty laundry, or even used food utensils/products.

That guy's room was just one big crants, and it smelled like old roast biescht.

by skyeplex September 25, 2006