2 definitions by Mattimus Van Gulick
Steve: "Damn dude that girl you were with last night was slammin'"
Salazaar: "yea dude but she had a Nook, I couldn't even feel her pussy, it was like I was fucking a black hole."
Salazaar: "yea dude but she had a Nook, I couldn't even feel her pussy, it was like I was fucking a black hole."
by Mattimus Van Gulick January 20, 2010
"My flaccid penis mashed against the entry hole of her cranny."
"I bet Jesus had a tough time coming out of the Virgin Mary's cranny"
"I bet Jesus had a tough time coming out of the Virgin Mary's cranny"
by Mattimus Van Gulick January 20, 2010