Crankin' My Hog

Crying and masturbating through the barn door of your boxers.

(Look up 'cranking' and 'hog' for reference)

"GET OUT MOM! I'M CRANKIN' MY HOG!"

Crankin' My Hog by Grossly June 5, 2016

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Crankin My Hog

When you rip a fat ass cat fish on your line, make a masturbation gesture and scream "HAWWGGGSS!"

Grab the fuckin net and open your mouth bitch, can't you see im fuckin crankin my hog??

Crankin My Hog by Fishfuccer420/69/blazeIT July 6, 2021

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crankin my hog

When you rev ur strait piped screamin hog down the innerstate makin librols angry.

Ive gone 3 days without crankin my hog and im itchin

crankin my hog by ElvizP February 2, 2025

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