Craetos 

Unfunny fuck who hangs out on lvl 15 r/cc is East European and is gonna get invaded by Russia soon, stakes shitty coins for shitty apy and thinks he's making it, tldr unfunny dumb fuck who lifts

Yo Craetos is so dumb he's staking cake

Craetos by Abel037 January 29, 2022

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

Cratos 

The strong, masculine, black lab that is intelligent, loyal and dependable - like a greek god. The companion that is always by your side. The protector of the young and innocent.

cratos

Cratos by Annie Oakley 999 February 3, 2010

Cramtosis 

The state of mind where you cram so much for an exam that you become completely delusional and your normal thought processes are overtaken by the crammage, leaving you to act, think and behave like a drunk and deluded zombie.

"Hey, you Derek. You've got a pad stuck to your jeans"

"Oh shit, are you serious? I was up cramming all night for our exam. How embarrassing. I've got cramtosis bad."

or

"Bro, WTF you're drooling!"

"Foreals? I cannot wait for this math exam to be over so I can get over my cramtosis."

or

An extreme example:

*Internal thought process:* "Green is such a inspirational colour. If I had a baby I wish it was green and then I would call it Wind. I wonder what baked wood tastes like? Shoes are so unnecessary. I'm only going to wear socks from now on. Men with moustaches really just have two sets of eyebrows. Glue is so useful, nutritious and super adhesive. Dragon's probably eat it too. They're probably also lactose intolerant. Wait... Shit. I'm in cramtosis. Must. keep. studying."

Cramtosis by EjeezyFosheezy November 6, 2011

craeton 

1. To be amazing 2. A person who is so beautiful when ever you look at him/her your eyes explode

I almost looked at Craeton the other day, my eyes almost exploded.

craeton by zombiekiller350 April 19, 2014