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A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.
When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".
craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

cratsuli 

1. A creature that is at the bottom of the pecking order in Kazakhstan.
<Borat>In my country, it goes God, man, horse, dog, woman, Rat and then little cratsuli.
cratsuli by Ghost February 5, 2005

veal crates 

Several tiny cubicles crammed into one office as desks for graduate students. Like calves being fattened for slaughter, graduate students confined to veal crates can experience chronic stress so extreme as to require medication. Veal-crated students frequently drop our of graduate school after paying tuition for several years, thus helping to ensure that the university's coffers are filled while gaining nothing from the graduate experience but horrible memories and a few useless ideas.
Graduate Student: THIS is my office!!!?? I can't believe it; I'm a PhD student and this is supposed to be a great university. These cubicles are only four feet wide. I'll go insane.

Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.
veal crates by ring-tailed roarer January 28, 2010

Diggin' in the Crates

Also abreviated D.I.T.C. it is a term used to describe when DJ's or producers skim through record shops to find rare vinyls to create a break to incorporate in their music. The records are usually kept in milk crates so that is where the crates aspect comes from. This is also a group formed by Fat Joe, along with Showbiz and A.G., Big L (RIP), Buckwild, Diamond D, Lord Finesse, and O.C.
Eh Yo check this out its that nig from the D.I.T.C. group and he's Diggin' in the Crates at the record shop.

cartoshka 

1. Potato in Russian
2.A gluttonous and slothful person
Jonny: yo its a Saturday night lets go out and get some girls

Anthony: Wouldn't you rather get a an ill meal instead

Jonny: are you serious? Stop acting like a cartoshka
cartoshka by J. Barber August 22, 2009
crazy chaos.
When everything goes completely wrong and nobody knows what is going on.
Rachel: It's a tornado warning!
Liz: Quick, to the basement!
Rachel: We don't have a basement, we live in a modern glass house.
Liz: Ahhh! Craos!!!!
craos by Zil Dove June 18, 2009