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Crackroach

Crack heads that wait until other apartment tenants are gone or sleeping to light up their drugs.
They do it mostly late at night or real early mornings so nobody can tell where the stink is coming from.
Also, they stay in their bedrooms all the time and never want to be seen by the other tenants.

They actually think that maintenance can't tell at this time of day, but they know.
You can always tell who they are by the smell of their apartment during the day... can you say body odor?
"I know some crackroaches that can't wait for me to leave or go to bed so they can start their party stink."
Crackroach by following Jesus February 15, 2014

Dead...dead as a cacaroach 

The thing Daniel Ocampo says at the end of his tiktoks then sticks his tongue out
You ever sleep to run away from your problems? Okay, pack it up Sleeping Beauty. Got me dead...dead as a cacaroach🤪”

dead...dead as a cacaroach 

a phrase used by a handsome mf named daniel and his cacaroach family. usually used to end a sentence or FACT
why would i do my homework when i can sleep?
got me dead...dead as a CACAROACH

DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH 

This is how Daniel OCAMPO explains his emotions towards a certain subject it could be anything honestly it could be about the weather great best friends or anything of that sort the man will say it
“ have you heard of Daniel“
You got me dead dead as a cockroach

dead as a cacaroach🤪 

what @danielxocampo on tiktok says at every end of his videos
Pack it up Dora because when did we go exploring for new friends got me dead, dead as a cacaroach🤪🤪

crackachino 

Crackachino is a drink (yes that stupid white people buy) but it isn't from starbucks.

its is one part of each:

baileys

Kaluah
vodka
151 (rum) (maybe a dash extra)
coffee

shaken and strained into a small rocks glass or a LARGE shot glass. You shouldn't really be able to taste too much liquor as the coffee supresses it.
Give me a round of 30 crackachinos