Cracking egg

When a trans person realizes that they are trans.

Person 1: You know, after looking at Egg_IRL, I realized I'm trans.
Person 2: So you have a cracking egg?

by a guy named Hashbrown March 27, 2022

Cracking an Egg

To menstruate.

"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"

by PopeMichael February 9, 2010

Cracking an Egg

Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.

Last night, i was Cracking an Egg on his/her face.

by I am... Steel Man? April 13, 2011

Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.

Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.

by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017

Cracking Eggs

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face

"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

by James Please Marry Me October 20, 2020

Cracking Eggs

Acting or speaking proactively in a manner that can draw scorn or offense.

Fred's drinking is getting out of control. I'm going to have to start cracking eggs around here.

by Chris Retallack November 20, 2006

Cracking my eggs

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."

by Togepi69 June 15, 2017