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Cracking an Egg

To menstruate.
"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"
Cracking an Egg by PopeMichael February 9, 2010

Cracking an Egg

Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.
Last night, i was Cracking an Egg on his/her face.

Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.
Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.

Cracking Eggs 

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face
"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

Cracking Eggs 

Acting or speaking proactively in a manner that can draw scorn or offense.
Fred's drinking is getting out of control. I'm going to have to start cracking eggs around here.
Cracking Eggs by Chris Retallack November 20, 2006

Cracking my eggs 

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".
"That joke is cracking my eggs."
Cracking my eggs by Togepi69 June 15, 2017