Cracked dick 

The process of cracking your dick

Hay jason, while wacking off last night i cracked dick

Cracked dick by Twizta August 31, 2006

Cracker Dick 

A penis that gets soft and fraile when it gets wet; like a cracker

Girl #1: Did Josh beat it up last night?
Girl #2: No as soon as he put his dick in me he got cracker dick.
Girl #3: Eww i told you

Cracker Dick by VigilanteSpyder November 16, 2016

Cracker Dick 

(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.

Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.

Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet

Cracker Dick by DiabloRain October 22, 2014

Cracker Dick 

Somebody who has a penis that isn't as large as it should be for their race, or an insult that just generally throws somebody off balance and catches them by surprise.

Shut up, cracker dick!

Man, Jaykwon's girlfriend said he's a cracker dick.

Cracker Dick by Suyo September 2, 2005

Cracker Dick 

a white male penis

karen: - " oh my god i got some cracker dick last night "
jason: - " so it wasnt good right ?"

Cracker Dick by why am i here 3am drunk an hig June 12, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019