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Cracked dick by Twizta August 31, 2006
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Cracker Dick
Girl #1: Did Josh beat it up last night?
Girl #2: No as soon as he put his dick in me he got cracker dick.
Girl #3: Eww i told you
Girl #2: No as soon as he put his dick in me he got cracker dick.
Girl #3: Eww i told you
Cracker Dick by VigilanteSpyder November 16, 2016
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Cracker Dick
(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.
Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.
Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.
Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
Cracker Dick by DiabloRain October 22, 2014
Cracker Dick
Somebody who has a penis that isn't as large as it should be for their race, or an insult that just generally throws somebody off balance and catches them by surprise.
Cracker Dick by Suyo September 2, 2005
Cracker Dick
Cracker Dick by why am i here 3am drunk an hig June 12, 2018
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