crackajack

A litty crush friend. You like this friend but only stay friends. Basically the friend zone but better in a way.

Person 1: I really like her but we’re just super good friends

Person 2: so a crackajack?

by RyanaSucksAtLife January 31, 2019

Crackajack

The small, cylindrical type of NOS/NO2/nitrous oxide dispenser. Usually made from 2 threaded sections of aluminium just long enough to accomodate an 8g nitrous oxide charger when screwed together. A spike in one end of one section pierces the cap of the charger when the halves are tightened, and two small holes in the same end allow the gas to escape into a balloon stretched over the end. Available from headshops and presumably made exclusively for cracking NO2 chargers into balloons. So named because the user must screw/jack the two threaded halves together in order to 'crack' or open the NO2 charger. Term is necessary in order to distinguish this style of dispenser from the larger cream whipper style sometimes referred to as a cracker. As the crackajack is a simple device with no intermediate chamber or valves between the charger and the balloon, NO2 decompression happens very rapidly, reducing the temperature of the crackajack significantly and invariably freezing the user's hands to the device.

Of note: while it is possible (though inadvisable) to huff nitrous oxide directly from a cream-whipper style cracker, trying to do this with a crackajack will likely lead to excruciating injury due to the lack of any valve or trigger for pressure regulation.

Teenager 1: Hey man, pass the cracker

Teenager 2: Ah it's downstairs I think dude

Teenager 1: Nah nah the little one, the crackajack

Teenager 2: *passes crackajack to teenager 1*

Teenager 1: *freezes the shit out of their fingers then huffs some nitrous oxide*

by dingus_khan December 18, 2020

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown

The way that Chemo's in Leicestershire greet each other

Chemo 1: Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown
Chemo 2: Not much mush, wanna smoke a cheeky jay

by whattheclubpenguin August 11, 2016

crackaback

Average Joe. People from the USA, regardless of skin color. All races or cultures that claim there from the USA or America. People that speak english, from the USA. Similar to cracker but this includes all races. Similar to muffinback. Average people.

He's not from Columbia or Germany he's from the usa. Oh he's a good old boy. Yeah he's a crackaback. Can a crackaback get a beer in here. Crackaback please.

by karteler July 19, 2014

crackaback

Average Joe. People from the USA, regardless of skin color. All races or cultures that claim there from the USA or America. People that speak english, from the USA. Similar to cracker but this includes all races. Similar to muffinback. Average people.

He's not from Columbia or Germany he's from the usa. Oh he's a good old boy. Yeah he's a crackaback. Can a crackaback get a beer in here. Crackaback please

by karteler July 19, 2014