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Someone who is such a dad that you go crazy about them (as if you were on crack)

Omg Chris, you’re such a crack dad. I’m gonna go insane!

Crack dad by Angle456roze August 8, 2018

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dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.

"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack

dad crack by Thefurher November 19, 2013

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CRACK DADDY

say this when you wanna address your dAd
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CRACK DADDY by WhyAbby October 16, 2018

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Crack Daddy

Someone who pays crack whores for sex with, obviously, crack.

Have you ever tried being a Crack Daddy? Those sluts will suck you dick for crack man!

Crack Daddy by Weymouthst April 19, 2008

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crack daddy

a dad that has no ass to hold his pants up. u know shaped like a funnel. his pants are always falling down especially after a beer or two...ugh!

hey kids crack daddy is home!

crack daddy by crazy november March 5, 2010

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crack daddy

a nickname for a guy who likes to go ass to mouth during sex.

Randel is a crack daddy

crack daddy by hamghetti... September 20, 2008

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thic crack daddy

BROOKELYNN

Brookelynn is the best Thic crack daddy ever

thic crack daddy by Crackbaby September 13, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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