Crack dad

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Someone who is such a dad that you go crazy about them (as if you were on crack)

Omg Chris, you’re such a crack dad. I’m gonna go insane!

Crack dad by Angle456roze August 8, 2018

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dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.

"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack

dad crack by Thefurher November 19, 2013

Related Words

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CRACK DADDY

say this when you wanna address your dAd
please dont do cocaine cocaine ruin your brain .
!crack daddy fat baby wack daddy baby daddy

Abby- YEO CRACK DADDY

Bea- YEO FAT BABY

CRACK DADDY by WhyAbby October 16, 2018

Crack Daddy

Someone who pays crack whores for sex with, obviously, crack.

Have you ever tried being a Crack Daddy? Those sluts will suck you dick for crack man!

Crack Daddy by Weymouthst April 19, 2008

crack daddy

a dad that has no ass to hold his pants up. u know shaped like a funnel. his pants are always falling down especially after a beer or two...ugh!

hey kids crack daddy is home!

crack daddy by crazy november March 5, 2010

crack daddy

a nickname for a guy who likes to go ass to mouth during sex.

Randel is a crack daddy

crack daddy by hamghetti... September 20, 2008

thic crack daddy

BROOKELYNN

Brookelynn is the best Thic crack daddy ever

thic crack daddy by Crackbaby September 13, 2018

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026