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Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.
"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack
dad crack by Thefurher November 19, 2013

CRACK DADDY 

say this when you wanna address your dAd
please dont do cocaine cocaine ruin your brain .
!crack daddy fat baby wack daddy baby daddy
Abby- YEO CRACK DADDY

Bea- YEO FAT BABY
CRACK DADDY by WhyAbby October 16, 2018

Crack Daddy 

Someone who pays crack whores for sex with, obviously, crack.
Have you ever tried being a Crack Daddy? Those sluts will suck you dick for crack man!
Crack Daddy by Weymouthst April 19, 2008

crack daddy 

a dad that has no ass to hold his pants up. u know shaped like a funnel. his pants are always falling down especially after a beer or two...ugh!
hey kids crack daddy is home!
crack daddy by crazy november March 5, 2010

crack daddy 

a nickname for a guy who likes to go ass to mouth during sex.
crack daddy by hamghetti... September 20, 2008

thic crack daddy 

Brookelynn is the best Thic crack daddy ever
thic crack daddy by Crackbaby September 13, 2018