crackdad

someone who listens to bhad bhabie's gucci flip flops and is a crazy bitch

person 1: "you see Olivia over there? she's about to play "gucci flip flops" by bhad bhabie"
person 2: "oh...she's such a crackdad"

by crackdad6969 April 30, 2019

crackdad

1.a father of many things decides you are a failure tells you you'll never get to see nice 88's and amafurs won't want you to come close to thier tuna canoe
2. when your dad is too busy with a brest mongrol, and he lets you out do what eva da fuk ya want

d:omg, i can't believe you did that, and ur dad let you out even when you were grounded?
f: fuck yea bwigga
d: you have a crackdad wow

by Red Rabbit February 5, 2005

crackdad

amazing people with crack dad ways.

leaders Alina and Chris

you youre such a crackdad

by crackdadnation March 17, 2020

crackdad supreme

the father of all crackdads. they do not appreciate the finer things in life & don’t break it down. Needs encouragement from those around them in order to dance while they hate on those encouraging them to dance from the sidelines. enjoys bhad bhabie gucci flip flops on the low & dances like a piece of string cheese being swung around by a dog. can do the splits on cue and has a very tall man friend. also gets crunchwrap supremes from taco bell even though it gives them diarrhea

person 1: “girl you see that dude over there?”
person 2: “ya what?”
person 1: “he’s a crackdad supreme!”

by crackdad6969 May 11, 2019

Crackdale

An area also known as Parkdale in downtown Toronto, Canada. Known for its superb crack, high crime/welfare rates and cheap prostitues.

"Yooooo, Im heading down to Crackdale, who wants some cheap Queen and Lansdowne rock?"

by Annie-Banannie May 15, 2005

Crackadon

A person who uses illegal controlled substance routinely that can be.found in the wee hours of the morning seeking drugs. An addict out at the crack of dawn.

Me: damn bru what is that chick doing up so damn early for?

You: man that is a doped up crackadon. She's always out here at these hours looking for crumbs.

by QueenyOmygodess March 28, 2017

Crack dad

Someone who is such a dad that you go crazy about them (as if you were on crack)

Omg Chris, you’re such a crack dad. I’m gonna go insane!

by Angle456roze August 8, 2018