person 1: "you see Olivia over there? she's about to play "gucci flip flops" by bhad bhabie"
person 2: "oh...she's such a crackdad"
person 2: "oh...she's such a crackdad"
by crackdad6969 April 30, 2019
1.a father of many things decides you are a failure tells you you'll never get to see nice 88's and amafurs won't want you to come close to thier tuna canoe
2. when your dad is too busy with a brest mongrol, and he lets you out do what eva da fuk ya want
2. when your dad is too busy with a brest mongrol, and he lets you out do what eva da fuk ya want
d:omg, i can't believe you did that, and ur dad let you out even when you were grounded?
f: fuck yea bwigga
d: you have a crackdad wow
f: fuck yea bwigga
d: you have a crackdad wow
by Red Rabbit February 06, 2005
the father of all crackdads. they do not appreciate the finer things in life & don’t break it down. Needs encouragement from those around them in order to dance while they hate on those encouraging them to dance from the sidelines. enjoys bhad bhabie gucci flip flops on the low & dances like a piece of string cheese being swung around by a dog. can do the splits on cue and has a very tall man friend. also gets crunchwrap supremes from taco bell even though it gives them diarrhea
person 1: “girl you see that dude over there?”
person 2: “ya what?”
person 1: “he’s a crackdad supreme!”
person 2: “ya what?”
person 1: “he’s a crackdad supreme!”
by crackdad6969 May 11, 2019
by crackdadnation March 18, 2020