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Crack Story

like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.
"is this going to be a crack story?"
Crack Story by Mariocheatsonhiswife November 26, 2023

convienent crack store

A convienent store in the ghetto with a convienent drug dealer in the parking lot
lets go get some crack at the convienent crack store

crack seed store 

In Hawaii, a local store (usually a Mom & Pop operation) that sells soda, candy, peanuts, sunflower seeds, etc. The sunflower seeds are the origin of the name. You crack the sunflower seeds open to eat them, so they are called "crack seeds".
Hey bruddah, you want go crack seed store for get a snack?
crack seed store by Kimo1 September 1, 2007

cracktory 

An orifice that manufactures crack, stench, or both.
I can smell her cracktory a mile away, I bet you could scrape it and smoked the resin if it didn’t stank so bad.
cracktory by devestment October 10, 2009

Cracktory 

noun, plural Crack-tories.

1. a large or multiple large buildings or homes used to manufacture the drug, crack.
They say this is a house, but its just a large Cracktory.
Cracktory by DrDezno January 13, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026