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Starbucks Crack Baby

People, usually very young, who MUST have Starbucks (or similar sugary, caffeine-loaded McStuff) at least every day. Typically very brand-aware. Similar beverages from the 'wrong' brand just won't do.
Hold on, we gotta stop here. She's a Starbucks crack baby, and she'll kill us all if she doesn't get her fix this morning.
Starbucks Crack Baby by evildave August 26, 2010

Crank start 

a hand job with an added circular motion which is performed in plane of movement other than the standard tugging motion.
I was so tired this morning I had my girl give me a crank start.
Crank start by ThanksmasMiracle March 12, 2011

Montana crank starter

When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her
Hey, did you hear Conner gave Sarah the Montana crank starter

Crackstasy

Friend 1 - Hey yo, you tryin to smoke that crackstasy?
Friend 2 - All day wodi!
Crackstasy by New_BOOST February 20, 2011

crackster 

1. one who habitually uses crack
2. one who carries the mannerisms of a habitual crack user
Watch out for the cracksters at the front door.

I wish that crackster would get away from my window.
crackster by honore d. balzac March 16, 2010

Cracksturbate 

The action in which one smokes crack cocaine and masturbates. This can be done alone or mutually. If mutual all participants must be smoking crack cocaine. Cracksturbating often leads to cum tokes which is when you blow out smoke from crack cocaine at the exact moment of climax
Lets all hangout and cracksturbate in bouigies trap house
Cracksturbate by KarmaKisses January 7, 2021