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richmond crab apple quick step 

A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.
Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step

crabstep 

The proper way to dance to dubstep.

To achieve this dance move, one must begin in a deep, open stance squat with one's arms extended out to the sides, elbows slightly bent, with the palms held upward. The dancer must then alternate shrugging each shoulder (as though he or she is "weighing the scale") while simultaneously scuttling side to side like a crab to the rhythm of the music.
"Everyone was crabstepping after the drop. It was a sight to behold."
crabstep by e^2 January 18, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008