A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.
Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step
To achieve this dance move, one must begin in a deep, open stance squat with one's arms extended out to the sides, elbows slightly bent, with the palms held upward. The dancer must then alternate shrugging each shoulder (as though he or she is "weighing the scale") while simultaneously scuttling side to side like a crab to the rhythm of the music.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).