Crab Bag
A filthy, crab riddled pussy. Usually one belonging to a nasty crack whore, prostitute or just your average leg spreading slut.
Crab Bag by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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Crab bagging
The act of placing one's genitalia in on or around a woman's mouth as she is crawling on her hands and feet while facing upwards in what is commonly known as a crab walk. It is the male's responsibility to repetitively slap his penis on the said woman's forehead and keep his testicles in her mouth as she desperately tries to free herself by crabwalking away.
John: Hey Becky how long can you hold the crabwalk position?
Becky: I don't know like five minutes.
John: Do you want to go Crab bagging with me?
Becky: What's that?
Becky: I don't know like five minutes.
John: Do you want to go Crab bagging with me?
Becky: What's that?
Crab bagging by profitofspizz May 4, 2010
Related Words
Crab bagging • Crab Bag • crabbage • Crabbage Patch • Crab Cake • Crab Dribble • Crab Legs • Crab walk • crab people • Crab rave
Crab bagging
Damn, Aaron Carvalho was laid up with Mikey last night and he just started crab bagging him with his entire nutsack!
Crab bagging by dicknibbler June 8, 2025
Crabbage Patch
A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.
Crabbage Patch by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017
crabbage
1) A genteic mutation between a crab and a cabbage, creating an evil mutant vegetable with legs, claws and eyes.
2) A crab salad.
2) A crab salad.
1. 'Run for your lives! Godzilla is fighting a crabbage!'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'
crabbage by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
crabbage
1) 'I wish I was a crabbage,
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.
crabbage by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
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