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An extremely sarcastic and truly awesome doctor dude on the show Scrubs played by John C. McGinley and he is also JD's mentor, but he won't admit it. He also calls JD various girl names and calls Elliot Barbie.
about J.D
Dr. Cox: Uh, Carla. Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie?
Carla: Oh, he got off your leash?
Dr. Cox: laughing Give me a break. The kid's like... he's like a... have you ever seen a drunk baby?
Carla stares at him
Dr. Cox: Eh, it's a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it's... it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man... you take your eyes off them for one second...
hits the table
Dr. Cox: ...and bam! They got a bucket on their head, and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV.
whispering remorsefully
Dr. Cox: God save me, it was barely out of the box.
Carla continues to stare at him
Dr. Cox: The point is... Newbie is my drunk baby.

Dr. Cox: Oh, gosh, Shannon, thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. And now, in a reciprocal gesture, can I be included in the planning of your coming-out party?
J.D.: Is that a gay joke?
Dr. Cox: No, it's a cotillion joke. My God, Newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating years - how is it possible that you still don't get me? I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays - I like their music, I like their sense of style, I especially like what they've done with Halloween - but our thing is that you are a little girl. That's who you are. But that's really not fair...

Dr. Cox: You know, the only way you could be more useless right now is if you actually were the wall. Now, it certainly is true that you'd at least be serving a purpose - specifically a surface for a jackass to lean against - but it could be argued that this is more useless than doing nothing.
pause
Dr. Cox: I know, it's a conundrum but don't you worry, I'll noodle it for you right here. Meanwhile, you just skip along, all right Shirley?
Dr. Cox by Lbooks93 November 9, 2006
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1. Noun: The supreme being; master of all time and space, and the trombone.

2. Verb: To destroy, annihilate, brutally kill, to own in any sense of the word, or to run up behind and stab in the back followed by running the opposite way.
1. "Oh god, its B. Cox! Run for your lives!!!!"

2. "Wow dude, you just got B. Coxed."
B. Cox by nrgh69 July 23, 2010

Charlie Cox 

The most adorable cupcake the world has ever seen. Plays Matt Murdock on Marvel's Daredevil and is the cutest fucking little shit. His smile is known to make people cry. Beware of subconscious watery eyes when looking at this marshmallow of a man. He is most often equated to a cinnamon roll.
Charlie Cox is a pop tart of sunshine and smiles.
Charlie Cox by avocadosatlaw April 28, 2015
The Cox Box system shows elapsed time, stroke rate and stroke count on a large clear display and provides a powerful amplifier and speakers that ensure that coxswain's voice is heard throughout the shell.
Nielsen-Kellerman makes the best cox box around!
cox box by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 22, 2006
An anal sex position where the female sits in the lap of a male (either in a chair or lying down) with her back facing the man in a Reverse Cowgirl position. The woman then leans back against the male’s chest & in lifting her legs up towards her shoulders, the male links his arms through the woman’s legs & then locks his hands behind her head which pulls & locks the female’s legs open & back as far as they will go towards her head, therefore putting the female Spread Eagle in a Full Nelson Headlock (using her legs instead of her arms).

Having the female locked in this position gives 100% control of the depth, speed & duration of anal sex act to the male. While it allows the male unrestricted anal penetration, it also offers a clear & impressive view (for a mirror / webcam / friends / ex-husbands) of the relentless ass pounding taking place.

With this position being quite popular in the mid 90’s, the Cox Knot (or Cox Lock) is now becoming fashionable again in the pornography world as a “signature position” by Porn Stars such as Sasha Gray.

"At the party in Hollywood last night, Adam had Rebecca in a Cox Knot on the sofa for like 8 minutes! It was killer!"

"Nice One! She'll be shitting cum for a week!"

"Yeah"
Cox Knot by stacey846622 January 5, 2009

Cox Sucker 

Someone who is willing to pay ridiculous amounts of money to get internet from Cox Cable.
"My whole house is filled with Cox, and it's one of the best experiences of my life. But they keep raising the price. They started at $40 for preferred internet, then $45, then $50, then $55 and when they keep raising the prices, I feel like a Cox Sucker! I'm not a Cox Sucker! I don't wanna pay that kind of money, and if you're fine with paying that kind of money that makes you a fucking Cox Sucker! Don't be one!"
Cox Sucker by u fekn gooks November 6, 2014
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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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