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(Adjective) Describing care that meets a cat's actual feline needs rather than treating it like a small human. Felane care includes fresh water, a balanced diet, a clean litter box, a safe place to hide, regular vet visits, and gentle handling that lets the cat choose when to interact.
"The shelter adopted a felane approach, with quiet hiding spots and no forced cuddling."

"The vet tech handled the anxious cat felanly, speaking softly, letting her sniff a hand first, and giving her time to come out from under the bed."
Felane by TheSnazzyJacket November 11, 2026

Colonial Clenching 

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up
Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching

A Cowell 

Someone who shouts at peoples true and extraordinary talents, this person would be a dickhead to everyone except himself. this person also lives up there own arse. This Word Evolved From A very old ancient tale of a man called Simon Cowell
Oi, Nigel Your a Cowell
A Cowell by TheSnazzyJacket June 12, 2018