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Covoidable 

A device you wear for displaying on the ground before you as you walk, a bright red laser spot in a 6 foot radius circle around you as you walk. You can see all people near you BEFORE they enter your 6 foot radius circle so you can change your path.
Bob, being of an advanced age with pre-existing conditions, was afraid to walk about in public until he purchased the new Covoidable laser display device. It continuously drew a circle 12 feet in diameter around his feet wherever he walked. He could easily tell if he was about to violate someone's space, and so could they. And, due to the innate attraction cats feel for bright, red lasers spots, he had all the pussy he could handle.
Covoidable by You rReal Name January 7, 2021
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Covidacles 

The Greek god of drinking too much during a pandemic.
After six weeks of drinking every day during a pandemic John pronounced himself to be divine and from that moment forward his family was to refer to him as “Covidacles”.
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Covoidance 

The act of politely, but awkwardly, greeting someone from a minimum of 6 feet (1.8 meter) distance to avoid risk of contracting Covid 19 viral infection.
I was practicing covoidance this morning as I waved to my neighbor from the opposite end of the produce aisle.
Covoidance by Bettycat March 25, 2020
Having the ability to catch covid due to a lack of commonsense in normal daily activities.
The man was deemed covidable because he wore fury flops to walmart.
Covidable by wordenterer September 1, 2020

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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