This pie that can be found in Dayton Ohio provides no redeeming qualities other than the ability to cure hangovers. Students at the University of Dayton have fed on this pie in times of great headaches and amidst poor decisions as a survival instinct passed down to them from alcoholic flyers for generations. Although the pizza is butt awful after bonging a case of beast this greasy pie will taste so incredible you wont even notice the horrific breath it gave the girl you were just hooking up with. But the cheesy bread is OK!
I am so fucking hammered dude, lets go home and order some Cousin Vinnys Pizza and pass out
by Slanty1 December 6, 2010
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