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country hood 

A person of african american descent who lives in the country yet claims to be "from tha' hood". If skin color were taken out of context could be confused for your average red neck.
Fred: I don't get Floyd...he's black and talks like he's from 3rd ward but drives a dually with a welder in the back, wears boots, and rides horses

Sok: Dude...he's country hood.

Fred: Oh! I get it now!
country hood by WFT crew January 21, 2011
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Country hoodrat 

Your typical hoodrat but it also incorperates white trash trailer trash they tend to be the worst kind of hood rats. Cause there already used to boring times and love sitting around talking about everything cept how to better there lives. Usually love to listen to rap and play at being gangsters but theyll be the first ones to run to the law for thinking there big and bad for selling drugs and running off with peoples shit. Till they piss someone off and deserve a fucking beating of there life. Then they will run off to others for sympathy making up stories like this guy robbed me or beat me or did something to my friend. They live off handouts as well cause they have no useful abilitys other then there 3 holes which are already so used up there not worth the time honestly unless reallllllly fucking horny. Even then best to give a fake name and never show them where you live these country hoodrats pray for the day they get knocked up cause its sympathy i got knocked up this kid will be worse then me with no hope yet everyone feels sorry for me even thou theyve been a fuck up all there life and will always be a fuck up for all there life. If they got kids and aint with there kids there a country hoodrat for sure. These kind of hoodrats are rampant in Georgia and the Carolinas. If they dont have a job and arent with there kids they aint worth a fuck.
I wish all country hoodrats would get brain tumors that compel them to drink a couple gallons of bleach
Country hoodrat by raisedhollow April 11, 2018

hood county

This is about the worst place to live, and the length of the sentences the judges here give. fifty years to people for an empty scrape bag,or two years at a state jail for a pack of zig-zags. But it ain't just the law, it's most of the town, cause when they go to jail, they take everyone down. Then once your in there, they sneak like a mouse, and talk shit to your girl while they steal from your house. No loyalty here, these people are bad. Its not very funny, its terribly sad. Someone you've grown up with, known your whole life, you go to jail for three days, and they're banging your wife, Or confide something in them, you want nobody to know, Hell, they'll tell it all, just to impress some hoe. When an old friend shows up and needs a big loan, and it comes time to pay, they have trouble their phone. Can't seem to answer, phone doesnt seem to work, they think they look cool, while we all know they're jerks. So if you thinks life's bad, trouble with ex's...?, just move on down here to hood county granbury, tx. Bring your whole family, mainly your wife...we'll all turn her out, while you go to prison for life.

By Adam H.
Hood county I would but its the county of hood...
hood county by "mule" August 13, 2018

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026