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Counting Your Dick
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A phrase meaning to
do nothing
, often with a
negative
connotation.
The noun
equivalent
would be a Dick Counter.
Dude, its so nice
outside
today, why not stop
counting
your
dick and go
outside?
by
Laver
May 11, 2007
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