Counter-offensive 

An insult rendered in passing against someone who is not present, usually over a breakfast counter.

Person 1: Does DImmortal realize that his user-name sounds like "Dim Mortal"?
Person 2: That's counter-offensive, yo.

Counter-offensive by MyRealNameIsMyPseudonym December 30, 2009

Counter-offensive 

A counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy's offensive, while occupying defensive positions.

offense,offensive - the action of attacking an enemy.

Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive

Counter-offensive by DImmortal April 24, 2009

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive 

Pretty much Call of Duty for Russians.

Эй , вы собираетесь в Counter-Strike: Global Offensive турнир в эти выходные ?

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive by twilight the fat wizard July 29, 2016

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive 

A game that doesn't require any skills to be good at, all you need is a good inventory. You should have one of your several Karambit knives equipped at all times and inspect it in game whenever possible to ensure that anybody who is spectating you is aware that you are aware you're being watched and you are absolutely showing off that extremely pricey knife you own.

Your stats are irrelevant when playing this game, most people aren't even aware that the 'Tab' key actually has a function in game. It doesn't matter if you don't know what 'eco' means. Fu­ck team work. You have a 'BOOM' AWP in your inventory, as long as you have $4750 cash in game you're buying an AWP.

While playing, it's recommended that you mock anyone who decided to give their Nova the 'Walnut' skin. Same goes for people who give their FAMAS the 'Doomkitty' skin. You will only equip 'StatTrak' weapons and the first thing you do when you acquire one is go on an idle server and get several hundred kills on AFK players in order to pad the stats so you don't look like a total n00b.

You now have all the knowledge required to start playing CS:GO. Go forth and procure many skins of great value.

Yo bro, check out my new StatTrak Karambit Slaughter that I unboxed on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. It only took me 978 keys!

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive by JuannyBravo September 19, 2014

counter strike global offensive 

A game that requires lots of skill and time to perfect it is not another call of duty FPS. this game is a very skilled FPS with tournaments that go up to 200,000 thousand dollars. it has a great adult community usually 17-40 very good sportsmanship i recommend buying this from steam!

CS GO Counter Strike Global Offensive

counter strike global offensive by DemiZe_PHANTOM December 11, 2013

Counter Blox Roblox Offensive

A port of CS:GO in Roblox. Played by nine year olds, and people who can't afford CS:GO.

"I'm too poor to buy CS:GO so I play counter blox roblox offensive instead, It's really not that bad I swear!"

Counter Blox Roblox Offensive by GEHooven August 22, 2017

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive 

The biggest and most cancerous game in the counter-strike series to date! You'll find just about every emotion in this ball of absolute and utter autism called csgo for short. Whether you find yourself fending off wallers or aimbotters you are guaranteed to blow a head gasket. Maybe fancy yourself some casual? There you can find an assortment of terrible players who you couldn't possibly think would actually be having fun considering they are so bad at the game but alas before you press that mic key you are drowned out by the thousands of 6-12 year olds with aspergers spamming the mic with "dank memes" got a sick inventory? Well you must be Global right? HahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHDJFJICIGKFNFKTIGOGLFMFK........where did I go wrong?

Me: what's the diagnosis Doctor?
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive by Mmmmcereal June 3, 2016