Definitions by MyRealNameIsMyPseudonym

Counter-offensive 

An insult rendered in passing against someone who is not present, usually over a breakfast counter.

Person 1: Does DImmortal realize that his user-name sounds like "Dim Mortal"?
Person 2: That's counter-offensive, yo.

Counter-offensive by MyRealNameIsMyPseudonym December 30, 2009