Count Cripula 

A terrifying legend that haunts the streets of h-block about a vampire like crip who opps people up at 3 am with his blicktendo and throws up the 4s.

"RUN! IT'S COUNT CRIPULA!"

Count Cripula by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Count Crapula 

Vampiric Faeces

"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"

Count Crapula by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 7, 2003

Count Crapula 

A shit, of any incarnation, done on Halloween night.

Dude In Bed Sheet: Are you comin' trick or treating or what brah?
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!

Count Crapula by Johnny Drac December 3, 2007