Council Of Elders 

A group of close friends that one confides in when they are going through some real tough times. A Council Of Elders is right 99% of the time.

The name is taken from African traditional culture where the oldest men in the village (US audience read 'Senior Citizens')gathered around a fire in the full moon every month to listen to domestic and societal cases and pass judgment and give solutions if required.

Guy 1: Yo I had accidentally set up a date with two different girls for the Wednesday gig!

Guy 2:Oh werd!?Whatdyu do?

Guy 1: Had to halla at my C.O.E for advice.They sed I should drop the girl I already fucked and get with the one I hadn't yet and it worked.I got laid that night!

Guy 2:who tha hell is C.O.E?

Guy 1: My Council Of Elders yo!My people.

Council Of Elders by EricKay(credit to Benson) September 7, 2009

Council of elders 

A groupchat full of meme pages on Instagram. The meme pages include juicybignut, atlsavagee, __beez_, lmaoskooly, litsavagee, _bloackaye, typicalterome, _extendo_, Sandusky, uleygod, addiivt, __stendo__ and more

Friend- yo did u see the screenshot of the council of elders?

Me- yea lmao, it had me dying last night.

Council of elders by Chris Trojan April 13, 2019

council of dick elders 

The evil quartet ruling Earth in the year 6969, who were brought down by the legendary heroes Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian in the song 6969 by Ninja Sex Party.

Forced every human on Earth to wear full-length pants and loose-fitting turtle necks. Also forbade physical human contact entirely.

We must speak to the council of dick elders tonight....

council of dick elders by KarmalApples April 17, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008