Council Of Elders

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A group of close friends that one confides in when they are going through some real tough times. A Council Of Elders is right 99% of the time.

The name is taken from African traditional culture where the oldest men in the village (US audience read 'Senior Citizens')gathered around a fire in the full moon every month to listen to domestic and societal cases and pass judgment and give solutions if required.

Guy 1: Yo I had accidentally set up a date with two different girls for the Wednesday gig!

Guy 2:Oh werd!?Whatdyu do?

Guy 1: Had to halla at my C.O.E for advice.They sed I should drop the girl I already fucked and get with the one I hadn't yet and it worked.I got laid that night!

Guy 2:who tha hell is C.O.E?

Guy 1: My Council Of Elders yo!My people.

Council Of Elders by EricKay(credit to Benson) September 7, 2009

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Council of elders

A groupchat full of meme pages on Instagram. The meme pages include juicybignut, atlsavagee, __beez_, lmaoskooly, litsavagee, _bloackaye, typicalterome, _extendo_, Sandusky, uleygod, addiivt, __stendo__ and more

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Council of elders by Chris Trojan April 13, 2019

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The evil quartet ruling Earth in the year 6969, who were brought down by the legendary heroes Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian in the song 6969 by Ninja Sex Party.

Forced every human on Earth to wear full-length pants and loose-fitting turtle necks. Also forbade physical human contact entirely.

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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