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Council Of Elders 

A group of close friends that one confides in when they are going through some real tough times. A Council Of Elders is right 99% of the time.

The name is taken from African traditional culture where the oldest men in the village (US audience read 'Senior Citizens')gathered around a fire in the full moon every month to listen to domestic and societal cases and pass judgment and give solutions if required.
Guy 1: Yo I had accidentally set up a date with two different girls for the Wednesday gig!

Guy 2:Oh werd!?Whatdyu do?

Guy 1: Had to halla at my C.O.E for advice.They sed I should drop the girl I already fucked and get with the one I hadn't yet and it worked.I got laid that night!

Guy 2:who tha hell is C.O.E?

Guy 1: My Council Of Elders yo!My people.
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Council of elders 

A groupchat full of meme pages on Instagram. The meme pages include juicybignut, atlsavagee, __beez_, lmaoskooly, litsavagee, _bloackaye, typicalterome, _extendo_, Sandusky, uleygod, addiivt, __stendo__ and more
Friend- yo did u see the screenshot of the council of elders?

Me- yea lmao, it had me dying last night.

council of dick elders 

The evil quartet ruling Earth in the year 6969, who were brought down by the legendary heroes Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian in the song 6969 by Ninja Sex Party.

Forced every human on Earth to wear full-length pants and loose-fitting turtle necks. Also forbade physical human contact entirely.
We must speak to the council of dick elders tonight....
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